OK, here's the best I can come up with:
Don't put anything on the site that you don't want people to read, 'cause that's what it's here for. Right now, there are no user accounts, so you shouldn't have anything private lying about my website anyway. If you do, I promise not to accept too little money from people offering to buy your personal information. I will not sell your firstborn, unless I really know you well, or if I've met your firstborn and don't really like them.
If you tell me a secret, my policy is, as of now, not to post it to the wiki unless:
- It's funny or
- I want to
Rest assured, your privacy is otherwise somewhat safe with me.